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I'm going to go to the next video.

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Well, good, good.

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Look, this morning when I was leaving the house for work, I went to the car as I always do.

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Before I got to the car, I could see there was a human shit on the pavement beside the car.

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I'm going to go to the car.

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Do you know anything about that?

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Because Deirdre said that you might.

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Deirdre said it was you.

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I'm going to go to the car.

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I'm going to go to the car.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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*Dramatic music*

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How far are you willing to go for COVID-19?

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*Dramatic music*

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*Sigh*

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They said there's gonna be a second wave, John.

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A second wave of COVID-19, John.

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A second wave.

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A second wave.

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A second wave.

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A second wave.

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A second wave.

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A second wave.

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*Sigh*

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Look, um...

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The daily health breathing has just happened there.

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Houlihan said that masks are going to have to become mandatory for COVID-19.

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John.

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How's it going Budweiser?

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Good, good, good, good.

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Look, I was just off the phone with Deirdre and she said that you're not the biggest fan of Tony Houlihan.

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What's wrong John?

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What's not to like?

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You're on the wrong side of history John if you don't like Houli.

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That's all I'll say.

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Thank you.

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Ted, thank you very much, Ted. Look, John, I just got a message here from Ted. It's about COVID-19. The skybase is your name.

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Humankind's last refuge. We'll meet you there. Cons.

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Have you any masks, John?

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Have you any masks to wear when you're out on public transport?

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Are you just going to remain the way you've always been? A maskless bastard.

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Jay Magoo, thank you very much for the tip. I hope you're okay.

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Beardsman MEP, thank you very much. John, you're going to have to fucking mask up or mask off, buddy. It's mask or get off the pot.

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Who's that?

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Great Rain, thank you very much. And Cormac Malloy, thank you very much as well.

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Look, I don't know how many masks I'm going to have left by the end of the fucking week, John.

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The way things are going. The way COVID's going.

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After the week I've had.

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Ask Marty, thank you very much.

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What happens? What happens when there are no more masks, John? Did you ever stop to think about that?

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Did you?

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Well, we'll take that one again, actually.

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Thanks.

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Zurich, thanks. And it's mask or bust, John. Thanks very much.

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Cork, thank you very much.

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That's very kind of you.

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A consignment of masks has just arrived fresh off the cargo plane from China.

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Shannon Airport, the aircraft. Only the largest cargo freight plane in the world. Fogging up.

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The Ananatotov. Or Ananatotov. Ananatotov or something. It's Russian.

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You didn't have anything to do with that, John, did you?

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I mean, it wasn't you who ordered the fucking masks, was it?

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Nevertheless, I've downloaded the mask.

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Jim Carrey film.

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Thinking about putting it on. Maybe having a beer.

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You want to watch that? It's hilarious.

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Thanks very much, smelly Alan Fartridge. Thanks so much.

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I'm surprised as you are, John.

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This whole COVID shenanigans has got way out of hand.

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I'm not talking about Nobby Gobbler with the three euro kind-hearted tip there. Thanks so much.

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Let's boom or bust.

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Mark Dargan.

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Mark Dargan.

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Thanks very much, Mark.

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Kind-hearted tip.

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Mark.

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Mark.

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How far?

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Are you willing to go?

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For COVID-19?

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Thanks very much, old Dirty Nelly. Thank you.

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Mask wave.

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Mask wave.

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Kari.

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Job.ie.

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Sligo for day.

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Thanks so much.

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Father, Father Gluten.

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Thanks very much.

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They're saying there's going to be a second wave.

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It's going to hit.

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Oh, it's going to hit hard.

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I know you don't believe it.

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I know you don't believe a word the governments say.

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But you need to look at the facts, John.

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You need to look at the facts the world over.

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You washed your hands.

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You washed your hands, John.

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Tell me you fucking washed them.

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Hey, Budweiser.

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Thanks so much.

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Father Gluten, thank you.

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Happy birthday to John.

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Thanks.

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Quip, thanks so much.

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There's no easy way of saying this, John.

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But there's been a turn of events.

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And it's time to take stock.

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Take stock and reevaluate where we're going.

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Thanks very much.

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Thanks very much.

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Quip, Dahi, Sandra Joyce, John, and ooh.

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Three zeros, ooh, and die.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Please, uh, get on down to your local Zurich broker tomorrow.

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If not tomorrow, maybe go the day after.

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Which would make sense considering it's a business day.

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Tomorrow, the Sabbath.

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But you know that money never sleeps.

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Business never sleeps.

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And I don't think you should sleep on that either, guys.

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Zurich it up to fuck.

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The sooner the better.

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Johnny Zurich, thanks so much.

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Joey Gleason, thanks so much.

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We've been through a lot of shit, John.

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2020.

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It's been an absolute shit show of a year so far.

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Just glad that I had you.

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When the chips were down.

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You know, when I lost.

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Lost the marriage.

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Lost the marriage.

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COVID was an extra kick in the fucking gut.

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Just thanks for being there at a tough time.

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Oh shit, oh fuck.

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No, it's okay, John, I'll clear it up.

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Cheers.

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Let's go.

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Joey Gleason 101, thank you.

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Johnny Zurich, thank you.

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Bo Morris, thank you very much.

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Steve Jennings.

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Thank you very much.

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See, the thing about you, John, is you never knew

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when to take down the mast to have a sip.

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That was your problem, not mine.

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Right now, I'm dealing with a lot of foam.

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Look at the foam, John.

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Look at that kind-hearted tip from Steve Jennings, John.

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Do you know who he is?

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He's a nice guy, John.

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Get it into your fucking head.

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Get it into your fucking head.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much for your tip.

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T, thank you very much.

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T, thank you very much.

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T, thank you very much.

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T, thanks so much.

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T, just thanks for being there, guys.

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T, thanks for fucking being there.

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T, I don't know where it's going.

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John, I don't know where it's fucking going.

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My guess is as good as yours.

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Actually, your guess, I mean.

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Your guess is as good as mine.

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Thanks very much for the tip, Orlando Anderson.

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At the end of the day,

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There's not much hope.

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There's really not.

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And, as much as I try to fucking wreck the brain, John,

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my head's on my arse.

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You gotta help me, man.

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You gotta help me, John.

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B, B, B.

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Melons can't tip.

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Thank you very much.

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One man, 19 COVIDs.

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Thank you very much.

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Juve Loiter.

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Thank you very much.

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Look, sorry for bringing the mood down.

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It's a Saturday night.

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All I wanted to do is chill out.

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I didn't want any of this.

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Introspection.

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Retrospection.

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Just wanted to sit down, have a few brewskis with my good old buddy John.

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But as usual, shit gets in the way.

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Shit gets in the way.

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Where is COVID-19, John?

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Where is it?

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Because we know you have it.

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We know you have it in a fridge or a box or something.

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And you're gonna use it if that's what we've been told.

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Mr. Sir, thank you very much.

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Steph, thank you very much.

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John Forthwall, thank you very much.

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Do you really like Lily Allen?

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Thank you very much.

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And Mercedes Wan.

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I'm Mercedes Juan.

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I'm Mercedes Juan.

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I'm Mercedes Juan.

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I'm Mercedes Juan.

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John, how you getting on, Brewski?

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Good, good, good.

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Look, you got a moment.

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We're thinking about elevating you up to the higher echelons of the company.

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Well, we thought you played an absolute blinder last year.

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All that shit you've done at home on the Zoom meetings during the COVID, pfft, you blew us away.

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And the CEO said that I should facilitate your streamlining to the top of the company, bud.

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You're in the big time now, John.

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Mike Hunt, thank you very much. Kevin86, thanks very much.

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John.

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We're fucked.

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We're fucked.

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We're fucked.

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I'm going to go ahead and put it in the middle of the room.

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I'm going to go ahead and put it in the middle of the room.

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We're thinking about buying another house.

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Kalini.

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4.5 million, John.

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Crazy money.

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Look at the view.

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Isn't that fucking sensational?

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Isn't that fucking sensational?

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Imagine walking through that, John.

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That door there.

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Stepping inside that hallway.

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And climbing those fucking stairs.

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Big tripod, thank you very much.

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Can you imagine climbing those stairs, John?

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Carpet.

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On marble.

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And drinking sand pell when you get to the top.

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We're going to have a sand pell fridge on every floor.

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Every room.

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Oh, what?

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It's not good enough for you.

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You've changed.

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Ever since you were at that sand pell event in Amsterdam.

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And you got freebie after fucking freebie.

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You think that I don't fucking know.

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Fair play to you.

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00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,520
Fair play to you.

269
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,520
Fair play, actually.

270
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,520
That's great.

271
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,520
Sand pell on top.

272
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,520
That's fucking, that's a dream.

273
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,520
I'm not jealous.

274
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:49,520
Not one bit.

275
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,520
Do you know why, John?

276
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,520
Take a fucking look at that.

277
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:52,520
That hallway.

278
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,000
Fair play actually, that's great.

279
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,180
Sam Pell on top, that's a dream.

280
00:30:58,180 --> 00:30:59,360
I'm not jealous.

281
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,960
Not one bit.

282
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,340
Do you know why, John?

283
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,140
Take a fucking look at that.

284
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:07,240
That hallway.

285
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,860
Who cares about your fucking free Sam Pell

286
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:12,980
that you're gonna get?

287
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,280
You don't get to fucking drink it in a hallway like that.

288
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,980
But fair play to you though for doing well

289
00:31:19,980 --> 00:31:22,400
and rising the ranks through the top of the company.

290
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,280
It's been an unprecedented climb.

291
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,420
Maybe a few more years and you'll be able to fucking

292
00:31:31,420 --> 00:31:34,720
have a fireplace like this, you fucking animal.

293
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,520
What do you mean?

294
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,700
No, I mean, it was just a joke, John.

295
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,000
It was just a joke.

296
00:31:52,280 --> 00:32:00,560
Tom and Kerry, thank you very much.

297
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,380
Better Call, Michal, thank you very much.

298
00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:04,500
John the Konzo Gobbler, thank you very much.

299
00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:06,900
Bob Odenkirk, Michal Martin, thank you very much.

300
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:07,900
And big tripod.

301
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:07,900
And big tripod.

302
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:07,900
Thank you.

303
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:22,780
Any bag, thanks so much.

304
00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:25,180
Look, I don't want to monopolize your time.

305
00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:28,960
I'm really glad that you turned up.

306
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:33,460
I want one odds to do my welcome.

307
00:32:33,460 --> 00:32:36,240
even though I'm the fucking one welcoming you.

308
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:37,340
No, no.

309
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:42,120
You made an accusation, so let me defend myself.

310
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:52,680
You see, the two of us, we're similar but we're different in so many ways.

311
00:32:52,680 --> 00:33:07,960
One thing that really piqued my interest, John, was this feature here.

312
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,780
Get a load of that view out the window.

313
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:16,240
Then look at the top of the window there.

314
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,060
You see that?

315
00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:19,060
What is this?

316
00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:20,060
Oh, I don't know.

317
00:33:20,060 --> 00:33:25,060
Maybe we should just scroll on and see if they've done a close-up of that.

318
00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:38,800
Stained glass, John.

319
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:45,620
Stained glass details in the house that we're going to buy.

320
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:56,140
Stained glass, John.

321
00:33:56,140 --> 00:33:58,500
Like you get in church.

322
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:01,640
Spiritual.

323
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,860
So fucking spiritual.

324
00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:15,380
Thanks very much, Donnybrook.

325
00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:29,380
Onions, thanks so much.

326
00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:33,260
Thanks so much.

327
00:34:33,260 --> 00:35:03,240
Thank you.

328
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:33,220
Thank you.

329
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:35,220
Thank you.

330
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,220
Thank you.

331
00:35:37,220 --> 00:36:02,220
The second wave. It's coming. We both know that. What is it that you know that we don't?

332
00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,220
Thank you.

333
00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:34,200
Thank you.

334
00:36:34,200 --> 00:37:04,180
Thank you.

335
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,180
Thank you.

336
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:12,980
Dr. Luke David Murphy, thank you very much.

337
00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,260
Johnny Gooch Fluff, thank you very much.

338
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:23,280
Stained glass class COVID-20, thank you very much.

339
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,940
And Sorrento Road.

340
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,180
So kind of you guys, thanks so much.

341
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:45,840
John.

342
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:45,840
John.

343
00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:50,140
You got a moment?

344
00:37:51,580 --> 00:37:52,420
Good, look.

345
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,400
It's about the house that we were going by for 4.5 million in Kalini.

346
00:38:05,260 --> 00:38:06,820
We had to look on Daft.

347
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,980
And there's another house.

348
00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,340
We don't know whether or not to buy that one.

349
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,260
Instead.

350
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:21,960
4.6.

351
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,440
It's a big hit, John.

352
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,880
But it's a hit I'm willing to take.

353
00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:37,960
For me.

354
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:40,740
For my family.

355
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:46,060
And for you.

356
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:04,580
Sarah Schneig, thank you very much for your tip and your unyielding support.

357
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,060
Much appreciated.

358
00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:10,060
Much appreciated.

359
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:10,920
Thank you very much.

360
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,280
Get on to Zurich if you can.

361
00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:29,480
100 in the chat that says,

362
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,160
What's this at all, lads?

363
00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:32,140
Question mark.

364
00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:34,480
Followed by an explanation.

365
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,940
Or an exclamation mark.

366
00:39:37,740 --> 00:39:38,580
I beg your pardon.

367
00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:42,280
EOD 100 in the chat.

368
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,440
EOD 100 in the chat.

369
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,020
How's it going?

370
00:39:49,420 --> 00:39:49,840
Look.

371
00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:53,560
How far?

372
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,160
EOD.

373
00:39:56,420 --> 00:39:57,900
Are you willing to go?

374
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,320
For COVID-19.

375
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,220
Sarah Schneig, thank you very much.

376
00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,460
Jellybean, thank you very much.

377
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,200
10 spots of Mitzi Turbos, thanks so much.

378
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,640
Paul McHale, thanks so much.

379
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:25,300
Jellybean, thank you very much for that.

380
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,060
10 euro tip.

381
00:40:26,580 --> 00:40:28,160
Even though I said thanks earlier on.

382
00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,360
Sorrento Road 2.

383
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,560
10 euro, thanks very much.

384
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,620
We've been live for 44 minutes, John.

385
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,580
It surprised me.

386
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,140
It surprised me.

387
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,220
But did it surprise you?

388
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,620
Because I didn't see you flinch once.

389
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:07,560
so

390
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:13,600
so

391
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:25,580
so

392
00:41:25,580 --> 00:41:43,440
I've been streaming for 45 minutes now

393
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,400
it's an unprecedented

394
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,560
time to stream

395
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,920
and an unprecedented

396
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,580
amount of time to stream, John

397
00:41:51,580 --> 00:41:55,320
what is it you want?

398
00:41:55,320 --> 00:42:00,580
what is it I'm not getting?

399
00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,540
is it COVID?

400
00:42:10,060 --> 00:42:11,460
is that what the fuck

401
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:12,500
you've come to do?

402
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,240
Martina Traxu, thanks very much

403
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:39,840
look

404
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,980
I'm glad you're here

405
00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:44,140
for a moment

406
00:42:44,140 --> 00:42:45,980
a brief moment

407
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:49,740
I thought you were gone

408
00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:55,040
but I know I can rely on you, right?

409
00:42:55,040 --> 00:43:04,340
I know you want to see the photographs on daft.ie of the home that we're potentially going to buy

410
00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:08,720
instead of the other home that I showed you the photographs of earlier, John

411
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,300
remember the stained glass?

412
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:15,080
well I do

413
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,460
look at this

414
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:24,600
it's not going to be stained glass we're worrying about missing out on here

415
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:30,440
it's going to be lovely green grass

416
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:37,260
not stained glass

417
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:41,080
green grass

418
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:48,580
you want this don't you?

419
00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:52,100
you want this life, John

420
00:43:52,100 --> 00:43:57,500
this is the life you can't have

421
00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:02,220
that's not even a sitting room, John

422
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:05,740
that's a spare sitting room

423
00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:14,180
have you ever dined anywhere as fucking decadent as that, John?

424
00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:20,500
have you ever dined at all?

425
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:22,500
*Sigh*

426
00:44:22,500 --> 00:44:24,500
*Bang*

427
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:45,500
Yurti Hearn, thanks. Shug, thank you very much. Horny COVID-19, thanks. Wuhan clan, thanks very much. Tory top crew, thanks.

428
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,500
*Sigh*

429
00:44:50,500 --> 00:45:04,500
Look, there's been a serious turn of events. We're turning green. Everyone's turning green.

430
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,500
And I don't know how far it's gonna go, John.

431
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:42,500
*Sigh*

432
00:45:42,500 --> 00:46:10,300
Spiders for Zurich, thanks. Play, thanks. Spare sitting room vase, thank you very much. 49 minutes, Jan. That's how long we've been going.

433
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:39,240
Does it hurt you? As much as it's fucking hurt me. Gug in a cup, thanks so much. What the hell is it that you fucking want? Gug in a cup.

434
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:47,620
What is it that you fucking want?

435
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:12,000
You're too much of a liability now, Aaron McDonald. Zurich are after cancelling your life insurance policy. It's over, Alan.

436
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,820
Aaron, sorry. Called you out.

437
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:27,240
Let's 9-11 COVID. Thank you very much for your tip.

438
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:45,640
Hi. I'm Connor Williams. Look, we've seen a lot of shit happen over the last few months. But I want to say thanks on behalf of me, Zurich, COVID-19, and the corporate cabal.

439
00:47:56,760 --> 00:48:06,960
Sampell initiation 2020. Thanks very much. Don't read this username out. Thank you very much. And let's 9-11 COVID. Thank you very much.

440
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,700
Diablo 1099. Diablo the devil.

441
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,460
Okay. Thanks very much.

442
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:39,160
Good news, John. Fucking electric news. You want to hear this? This is fucking electric Ireland, John.

443
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:59,580
The second house on DAF.ie. We've just been given it for free. Courtesy.

444
00:49:03,580 --> 00:49:05,220
Of the cabal.

445
00:49:05,460 --> 00:49:31,460
Yeah, we went to see the house. We went to see everything, John.

446
00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:40,540
This. Look at this. The sitting room.

447
00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:44,420
Side hatch.

448
00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:48,140
Second kitchen sitting room.

449
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,420
Look at that kitchen. Look at the island.

450
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,620
You want to be on that island, John.

451
00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:55,620
You want to be on that island, John?

452
00:49:55,620 --> 00:50:14,740
Play your cards right. You can fucking come round my house and cook sausages, rashers, whatever fry material you want. You can come round and you can cook that. On my island. Do you know why?

453
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:22,740
Because of the cabal.

454
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:22,740
Because of the cabal.

455
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:22,740
Because of the cabal.

456
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:23,740
Because of the cabal.

457
00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:32,740
Oh, fuck.

458
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:33,740
Oh, fuck.

459
00:50:33,740 --> 00:50:34,740
Fuck.

460
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:35,740
Come on.

461
00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:36,740
Fuck.

462
00:50:36,740 --> 00:50:37,740
Come on.

463
00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:38,740
Fuck.

464
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:39,740
Fuck.

465
00:50:39,740 --> 00:50:40,740
Yeah.

466
00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:44,740
Another view from another angle.

467
00:50:44,740 --> 00:50:47,740
Another view from another angle, John.

468
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:53,740
Look at all this.

469
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:56,740
You can only dream of this.

470
00:50:57,740 --> 00:51:00,740
You could only dream of this, John.

471
00:51:00,740 --> 00:51:01,740
Amen.

472
00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:03,740
Amen.

473
00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,740
Amen.

474
00:51:05,740 --> 00:51:07,740
Amen.

475
00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:09,740
Amen.

476
00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:11,740
Amen.

477
00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:13,740
Amen.

478
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:15,740
Amen.

479
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,740
Amen.

480
00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:19,740
Amen.

481
00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:21,740
Amen.

482
00:51:21,740 --> 00:51:23,740
Amen.

483
00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,740
Amen.

484
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:27,740
Amen.

485
00:51:27,740 --> 00:51:29,740
Amen.

486
00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:31,740
Amen.

487
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:33,740
Amen.

488
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,740
Amen.

489
00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,740
Amen.

490
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:39,740
Amen.

491
00:51:39,740 --> 00:51:41,740
Amen.

492
00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,740
Amen.

493
00:51:43,740 --> 00:51:45,740
Amen.

494
00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:47,740
Amen.

495
00:51:47,740 --> 00:51:49,740
Amen.

496
00:52:15,740 --> 00:52:16,740
Hello?

497
00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:19,740
What do you mean I have to take that last bit again?

498
00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:23,740
Do you mean the fucking sound cut out?

499
00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:26,740
Where's the sound guy?

500
00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:28,740
You need to sack him.

501
00:52:30,740 --> 00:52:33,740
Because I'm not paid to come down to set here

502
00:52:34,740 --> 00:52:35,740
and be arsed around

503
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:39,740
after doing a great job.

504
00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:44,740
No, I'll do it. I'll do it. Do you know why?

505
00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:47,740
Because I'm a fucking professional.

506
00:52:47,740 --> 00:52:48,740
Which is...

507
00:52:48,740 --> 00:52:49,740
It's a fraction.

508
00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:52,740
Of as much as I could say about you.

509
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:57,740
You're a joke.

510
00:52:57,740 --> 00:53:00,740
You're a joke of a production company.

511
00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:02,740
You're a joke of a director.

512
00:53:02,740 --> 00:53:07,740
You're a joke of a fucking manager, floor manager.

513
00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:11,740
And where's the sound guy? What's the story?

514
00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:22,740
I'll take it from the dungeon, but that's as far as you're gonna get.

515
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:27,740
Cabal dungeon. Chat has...

516
00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:30,740
Look, I just wanna ask you, chat.

517
00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:39,740
At what moment, at what picture...

518
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:48,740
Did the sound cut out? Did you see the staircase to the Cabal dungeon?

519
00:53:48,740 --> 00:53:57,740
If you did, let me know in the chat. If you didn't, then tell me what slide we lost sound on.

520
00:53:57,740 --> 00:54:00,740
I'm gonna get the sound guy.

521
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:03,740
Cause there's a sound guy. And I'm looking right at him over there.

522
00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:08,740
And he's quaking.

523
00:54:09,740 --> 00:54:13,740
For the shit I'm gonna fucking land on him.

524
00:54:21,740 --> 00:54:24,740
Sand petal green over case. It'll cut just before.

525
00:54:24,740 --> 00:54:25,740
Oh.

526
00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:28,740
The white down the stairs. Okay, that's where we're taking. Thanks so much.

527
00:54:28,740 --> 00:54:33,740
We have two minutes left. We have 58 minutes. We need to get this wrapped up, guys. We need to get it wrapped up.

528
00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:35,740
The elders. Thank you very much for your tip.

529
00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:36,740
The elders. Thank you very much for your tip.

530
00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:39,740
En suite. Amazon shower. Thanks.

531
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:42,740
Fix your cracked screen. I don't have a cracked screen.

532
00:54:42,740 --> 00:54:44,740
Oh, on the phone I do, yeah.

533
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,740
Thanks very much for your tip.

534
00:54:45,740 --> 00:54:48,740
Zurich Development Centre. Thanks so much.

535
00:54:48,740 --> 00:54:50,740
Shares and energy. Yeah. Thank you very much.

536
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:53,740
Any bags going? Thank you very much.

537
00:54:53,740 --> 00:54:56,740
And fuck your tea. Thank you very much.

538
00:54:56,740 --> 00:55:00,740
Please say Craig Brennan gives head for...

539
00:55:00,740 --> 00:55:02,740
Sorry, I won't say the rest. Sorry about that.

540
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:05,740
If you were listening there, sorry about that.

541
00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:06,740
Didn't mean to say that.

542
00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:18,740
Let's get this done, guys. Come on, we need to get this wrapped up, guys.

543
00:55:22,740 --> 00:55:26,740
Okay, we've got a few fucking visible, visibly consternated people at the end.

544
00:55:26,740 --> 00:55:28,740
Right there in the chat. Talking about fucking...

545
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:33,740
The bug. We're gonna have to go.

546
00:55:35,740 --> 00:55:36,740
We have no, uh...

547
00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:39,740
We have no, uh, moderators in this chat room.

548
00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:50,740
Okay, fuck them.

549
00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:57,740
Okay, right. Last one. Last one.

550
00:55:57,740 --> 00:55:58,740
Last one. Yeah, John.

551
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:00,740
Staircase to fucking heaven.

552
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,740
Fuck.

553
00:56:06,740 --> 00:56:07,740
I'm trying to remember now.

554
00:56:07,740 --> 00:56:09,740
John. How's it going, Budski?

555
00:56:12,740 --> 00:56:24,740
You wanna see some of these sweet, sweet JPEGs that we downloaded from daft.ie?

556
00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:27,740
It's the new house that we're potentially gonna buy if we don't go for the first house that I showed you.

557
00:56:28,740 --> 00:56:31,740
Do you wanna see the pigs? I've got them all on the phone, John.

558
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:44,740
You'd love that, John. Who wouldn't?

559
00:56:45,740 --> 00:56:49,740
See that staircase, John? You know where that goes?

560
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:59,740
The cabal room.

561
00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:04,740
You can't go down there.

562
00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:07,740
You can't go down there.

563
00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:09,740
A spare bedroom.

564
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:11,740
A wet room.

565
00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:13,740
A fucking spare wet room.

566
00:57:14,740 --> 00:57:15,740
It's got mood lighting in it, John.

567
00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:29,740
It can go from fucking green, to blue, to purple, to pink.

568
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:45,420
It's got mood lighting in it John. It can go from fucking green, to blue, to purple, to pink, to red.

569
00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:22,260
It's one hour, one hour. The story will have to, the saga will have to continue another time. Thanks very much. Hob's coming forever. Eddie Jordan's trousers. Thank you very much. Oh fuck your tea. Thanks so much. En suite Amazon shower. Sounds good. The elders. Thank you very much for your kind heart and generous 20 euro tip. Look. Tonight.

570
00:58:25,260 --> 00:58:31,020
I think it's, I think it's time we say goodnight.

571
00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:47,340
We'll see you John. We'll see you for the second wave.

572
00:58:47,340 --> 00:59:17,320
Eddie Jordan and 69 thank you very much good night see you

573
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:47,300
later I'll see you later I've been wanting to go for a while I've been thinking about leaving for quite some time there's something that I can't stop

574
00:59:47,300 --> 00:59:51,280
thinking about a question

575
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:56,180
how far

576
00:59:56,180 --> 01:00:01,300
are you willing to go

577
01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:12,680
For COVID-19.

578
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:22,800
No fire.

579
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,040
- All right.
